Is Andaaz apna apna the most humorous flick we have seen till now?

Hi Friends ,

Today my blog is on one of my most cherished , loved , self watch counter crossing 500 and the most classic comedy that never cease to entertain me any bit everytime I watch it .

Why I simply love it :-
1. ) Unparallel sense of humour by each of the actor : -

Juhi Chawla :- Although in just a guest appearance , she leaves her mark with her witty acting , the way she gets overly shy with Aamir Khan and the way she says to aamir "agar in majboot kandho ka sahaara na hota" with Aamir looking at his lean shoulder admiringly , also the dialogue in which aamir says to her "main tumhe tan man aur dhan se sweekar karta hun" was koool.

Amir Khan :- Aamir the perfectionist at his comic best , completely rule the roast in the movie , love the way he has played mature idiot in the movie ( salmaan being the immature counterpart ) , his self confidence creates lots of humour , the way he delivers the dialogue after he see long line of youngsters for Ravina " Hadd ho gayi hai Bekari ki ,Sharm aani chahiye aaj-kal ke Naujavano ko , ek amir ladki aayi nahi , aa gaye sab peeche peeche ." with himself being charged for the same " Arey meri baat aur hai yaar " , and the way he smoothly tells a lie after getting big thrashing from first meet with Paresh Raawal , man u simply rock.

Salmaan Khan :- Probably the role no director will be ever able to convince him to do again , he really played a hell of an idiot , always gets beating from Amir in entire movie

in every little fight they had , apart from the Jail case , his fight with grand master Gogo is hillarious , Sallu for one time please be a part of Andaaz apna apna 2 .

Bhalla & Robert :- There are times when we face problem of plenty , but these two support

actors added much more spice in the flow of the movie , again the idiot Rogues , with Bhalla doing "Loin" his father so perfectly saying " 1 crore ke diamond aur bas 2 murder , Teza Saheb ye kaam aap mujh par chod dijiye". And every time making a futile plan much to the annoyance of Paresh Rawal "plan ke mutabik......................" , and the Robert ka "Galti se Mistake " hona sabko yaad hi hoga.

Paresh Raawal :- The master of comedy , perfect timing is what this man defines , playing

double role of Ram / Shyam with equal effect . The frustated Teza and the time bound Ranu "Non sense har chiz time to tiem honi chahiye " creates good tickels.

Songs :- All songs has the touch of old hindi songs and quite entertaining , specially "Ilo Ilo " and

ye raat aur ye Doori and ofcourse " Bom Bom Bom Bom.

Some most memorable Dialogues of the movie :-

"Aap mahan hai , Shaktimaan hai , Buddhimaan hai , balki aap toh Purush hi nahi hai ,....... haayen ..........??? mahapurush hain , mahapurush hain " ...

Aamir's - Aai la , Salmaan's -- Oui Maan , Govinda's - Jamaila , tu kahan se aaiyla ,

"Ye Vaskodigama ki gun hai ,, kiske mama ki gun hai ? "

"Daddy aap mahan isliye hain , kyonki aap Amar ke baap hain , kal aap jab niklenge toh log bolenge , wo dekho Amar ka baap ja rahja hai , wo dekho Amar ka baap ja rahja hai , .

Police bhi yahi kahegi " wo dekho Amar ka baap ja rahja hai " .

In jail after rescuing wrong uncle , " Uncle aapko galatfahmi ho gayi hai , aslo uncle aap hi hain ".

Robert to Ramu "Sir , shakkar daalne ka time ho gaya ? "

These are just a few , the entire movie is roller coaster of laughter , I belive its the only movie which has a humour from start to finish , a true entertainer , which probably was released at wrong time ( 1994 I guess ) , had it been released today , it would be the block-buster grosser

of the era in terms of overall business considering big bucks today , anyway it gets my verdict to be the most humorous Hindi movie of contemprory era .....................

- Amit Nandwal

lesson learnt document of a software engineer .

Hello friends ,

Below is my take on software style of living ,
basically in software style only via a learning document , enjoy :)

Lesson Learnt Document by a Software Engineer


Just imagine life as a book , a book with quite interesting lessons,
The lesson we all are learning these days , is “Life in the software world” ,
And as a true software professional , I have done many deadlines , missed a few ,
to which in the form of “lesson learnt document “ presenting in front of you

Ok so lets start with our journey , but hang on
in India when we think of journey , we think of Train ,

Thanks to software world , the terminology of train saw a mass change ,
and after compiling it , I could get quite a different range definitely quite strange

Someone ask me on railway station which platform , I confidently say Mainframe , ,
after that I wonder why people give me a look as if I got a Brain-Ham…..

The best engine for me has to be Google , it runs while rest just Joggle ,
The ticket in my life have mostly become “Help Desk” ticket ,

The word for which my Lotus Notes spell checker gives suggestion “Helpless”,
And the last and best one has suffered quite a technical swine flu ,,
the track specification is either 20 or 40 as per the requirement of dataset .

Lets move to sports arena now , by the way what was the last time u did that ,
Anyways gone are the days when matches used to be “Live” ,
The darkness to which we combat with “High-Lights” and survive ,

Look how “Good Timing” has become skill to flip the Score screen when someone pass by ,
and “bad day “ is when the manager takes the stroll and you are caught napping by

The perfect “set up” is when you have convinced someone to give you the treat for the
reason or lack of it ,
the perfect “Grab” is when you have pounced on someone else chance to step up
Last and best one “Home Run” is when you manage to run away home from office without anyone noticing

However in the fast paced world today ,
where emotions via a letter never touches hands of either male or female ,
and takes the skyway path of G-mail ,

where chatting “rock” even though the friend is away just one “block” ,
where even poking & slapping friend is an online activity ,
and the thousand templates of wishes are stamp of creativity ,

A software engineer is the “Master of the game” ,
has got money , reputation , brand and of course name ,
So be a little “di-logical” and be proud of what you have gain ,
and that was the tale told with a bit of fun & bit of enjoyment ,
you being a true professional start providing rating to this lesson learnt document

Creatively yours
- © Amit Nandwal

My first blog on Blogspot.................

Hello Friends ,



There were so many times I wish to write ,

somehow I could never venture into the time which was right ,

But today i broke the shackle , and ready to tackle , the beautiful world of blog ,

Following is my self written poem on Indore city , for those
who have been to Indore or want to know about Indore may find it interesting :-


हाँ भिया अपन तो इन्दोरी हैं
सुबह का अखबार चाय की चुस्कियों के साथ ,
नाश्ते के लिए बोलो तो हो जाये पोहे संग जलेबी का साथ
हाँ भिया अपन तो इन्दोरी हैं

चाहे हो इम्तिहान की चिंता या फिर हो रिजल्ट की ख़ुशी
चाहे घर आई हो चमचमाती कार या फिर आँगन में खडी हो बाइक नयी ,
सारी खुशियों का एक ही ठिकाना ,
हाँ वही अपना खजराना
हाँ भिया अपन तो इन्दोरी
हैं स्वाद की तो बस पूछिये ही मत बात ,
चाहे हो सराफे की चाट , या फिर हो ५६ का hotdog
चाहे हो गर्मी को मात देती घमंडी लस्सी या
फिर हो गुरूद्वारे के पास की पानीपूरी
क्यों आ गया ना मुह में पानी , यही तो इंदौर की बात है
जानी घुमने जाना हो तो मेट्रो टैक्सी है , ज्यादा गर्मी है तो मोनिका galaxy है
दाल बाफले का जायका दिल खुश कर देगा ,
सर्दियों में गराद्दू बस यही मिलेगा हर खाने की लज्ज़त हो जाती है दुगनी ,
जब मिल जाती है उसमे यहाँ की सेंव और चटनी
दिल से देते हैं प्यार की दावतें ,
इसलिए हमेशा शान से कहते हैं
हाँ भिया अपन तो इन्दोरी हैं

लालबाग यहाँ की पहचान है , राजबाड़ा इंदौर की जान है ,
विजय बल्ला अपना अभिमान है ,
कांच का मंदिर इंदौर की शान है
गांधी हाल की घडी हमे आज भी समय की सीख सीखती है ,
टी.आई. की चमक हमारी प्रगति दिखाती है
अहिल्या की नगरी है , मप्र का गौरव , रहेगा हर पल इस पर गर्व
हाँ भिया अपन तो इन्दोरी हैं
हर कान ने सुन रखा है पाकीजा का नाम ,
हर आँख देख चुकी है "अभय प्रशाल " में गरबे की थाप ,
कभी न कभी हर किसी ने देखा होगा नेहरु स्टेडियम का कोई FUNCTION
कभी न कभी किसी को लगा होगा "MY" हॉस्पिटल का INJECTION
हर किसी ने सिटी बस में बैठकर शहर घुमा होगा ,
और नगर सेवा वालों का "मांगलिया" "मांगलिया" भी सुना होगा इसलिए कहते हैं की भिया अपन तो इन्दोरी हैं

आखिरी में बस यही कहता हूँ , मेरे दोस्त मेरे यारा ,
है दिल्ली दिलवालों का शहर और मुंबई एक चमकता सितारा ,
पर जो एक बार इंदौर में आकर जिंदगी के कुछ बिताता है ,
यहाँ का मौसम यहाँ की हवा यहाँ के लोग भूल नहीं पाता है ,
तो दिल से स्वागत है , आकर एक बार यहाँ जरुर देखिएगा ,
साड़ी खुशियाँ झोली भरकर ले जायेंगे , ये वादा है हमारा .
हाँ भिया अपन तो इन्दोरी हैं , तो फिर भिया कब आ रिये हो

So many moments of share , care and happiness ,

would love to share with you with all earnestness...............